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$16.99
This vintage-inspired cosmetic pouch is perfect for anyone trying to stay classy… while resisting the urge to throw a brick — respectfully.
💄 Trying to stay classy when I really just want to throw a brick… respectfully.
This retro-inspired makeup bag blends mid-century charm with modern-day sarcasm. Featuring a chic vintage martini lady design on a muted blush taupe background, it’s the perfect gift for women who love a little wit with their wellness.
Crafted from durable 100% spun polyester, this bag keeps your essentials secure while serving daily attitude with style. Use it as a cosmetic bag, travel organizer, or clutch — either way, it’s your new favorite way to hold it together (barely).
🧵 Product Details:
Available in two sizes: Small and Large
Choice of black or white zipper
Design printed on both sides
Durable 100% spun polyester with a non-wrinkle surface
Flat corners for a structured, modern shape
Gold-tone zipper pull adds a touch of vintage elegance
Professionally printed using high-quality dye sublimation for vibrant color and crisp lines
Designed for everyday use — from makeup and toiletries to pens, chargers, or snacks (no judgment)
🌿 Materials:
Polyester, Gold Zipper, Dye Sublimation Ink, Fabric Lining
🧼 Care Instructions
Remove all items before cleaning. Pretreat visible stains with a stain remover. Mix warm water with detergent and gently clean with a soft cloth. Let air dry.
🎁 Perfect For:
Friends who’ve mastered graceful rage
Mother’s Day or Galentine’s gifts
Coworkers, teachers, and everyday heroes
Makeup lovers with a sense of humor
Pairing with the matching mug for a full “Retro Sass” gift set
💋 Complete the look! Pair this makeup bag with the matching “Trying to Stay Classy” mug.
2-5 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
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