All Is Calm Said No Teacher Ever Sweatshirt: Funny Teacher Holiday Christmas Crewneck

$40.99

Shipping to United States: $7.39



⭐ Holiday season in the classroom? Calm is not the vibe — but this cozy sweatshirt is.
Perfect for teachers who love Christmas, chaos, and coffee in equal measure.

🎄 All Is Calm… Said No Teacher Ever
Let’s be honest. December in the classroom is anything but calm. This cozy Christmas sweatshirt brings the truth, the humor, and all the festive feels in one comfy, teacher-approved wearable.

With crisp white ink and a charming winter village illustration, this Gildan 18000 crewneck is perfect for holiday spirit days, classroom chaos, winter concerts, and every peppermint-mocha-fueled morning.

🧵 Why Teachers Love This Sweatshirt
Cozy, soft, and warm — ideal for chilly classrooms
Classic Gildan 18000 fit — not too heavy, not too light
White-ink design pops beautifully on every dark color
Unisex sizing so you can size up for a comfy oversized look
Durable print that holds up through winter break and beyond

🎨 Available Colors (Curated to Look Best With White Ink)
Black – bold, crisp, and always flattering
Dark Heather – cozy and universally loved
Navy – classic holiday color with perfect contrast
Maroon – warm, festive, and winter-ready
Red – traditional Christmas favorite
Sport Grey – clean + bright, a teacher staple
Indigo Blue – soft, wintry blue with great contrast
Military Green – earthy, neutral, and surprisingly perfect with white
No washed-out light colors. No dingy prints. Only the absolute best options for white ink.

📏 Sizing & Fit
Unisex fit. Runs true to size.
Size up 1–2 for an oversized leggings-friendly classroom look.
Model images are shown for style reference.

🧵 Material
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Soft fleece interior
Double-needle stitching
Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
Printed with DTG white ink for a clean, crisp design

🎁 Perfect For
Teachers
Paraeducators
Principals
School staff
Holiday spirit weeks
Teacher gift exchanges
December classroom survival

🚚 Processing & Shipping
Made to order.
Most orders ship within 2–4 business days.
Delivered right to your door, no holiday mall chaos required.

💡 Care Instructions
Turn inside out • Machine wash cold • Hang dry or tumble low • No bleach • Don’t iron directly on design.

✨ Bring a Little Humor to Holiday Madness
Whether you're teaching kinders or high schoolers, this Christmas sweatshirt captures the real vibe of December. Grab one for yourself or make it the perfect teacher gift this season.

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