Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
$48.32
🎄 OPERATION MELTDOWN: Requesting Immediate Coffee Support ☕❄️
⭐ When holiday stress hits Level 10 and your patience hits Level ZERO… deploy this hoodie.
Featuring an adorably overworked melting snowman, a candy cane, hot cocoa vibes, and a very real cry for backup (“Requesting Immediate Coffee Support”), this hoodie is the perfect mix of cozy, funny, and painfully relatable.
Whether you’re a coffee lover, a military vet, a holiday meltdown survivor, or just someone who needs caffeine to function, this design hits home.
⭐ Why You’ll Love It
Super soft + warm Gildan 18500
Vibrant, crisp DTG print that won’t crack or peel
Cozy fleece interior
Unisex fit that works for everyone
The PERFECT funny gift for friends, moms, teachers, coworkers, or yourself
🧵 Product Details (Gildan 18500 Hoodie)
50% cotton / 50% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
Classic unisex fit
Kangaroo pocket
Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
Rib-knit cuffs and waistband
Tear-away label
Printed using high-quality, eco-friendly inks
🎁 Perfect For
Holiday parties
Coffee lovers
Military families & veterans
Office gift exchanges
Shopping runs
Surviving December
📏 Sizing
Runs true to size. If between sizes, size up for a cozy oversized fit.
🧵 Materials
50% cotton, 50% polyester; DTG eco-friendly inks; fleece interior
3-5 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
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1. Information I Collect
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Object: You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your explicit consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
7. How to Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law, I, Mary Irvin, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at mary.irvin@idbymary.com.