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1-3 business days
Customs and import taxes
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$19.95
Carry the essentials… and laugh about the rest. Our “Emotional Baggage” makeup bag is roomy, durable, and perfectly sarcastic — pick your favorite “just kidding…” line and make it yours.
Emotional Baggage… but make it cute. 😉
These funny cosmetic bags are the perfect mix of honest, relatable, and gift-worthy.
Pick your favorite “just kidding…” line and carry your essentials (and maybe a little emotional support lip balm).
They’re roomy, durable, and printed permanently, not vinyl, so the design won’t peel or crack.
✨ Great for:
makeup + skincare
travel toiletries
chargers + “random purse stuff”
small self-care kits
gifts that make people laugh
✨ PICK YOUR SAYING:
1️⃣ Emotional baggage, just kidding… this is just today’s stuff
2️⃣ Emotional baggage, just kidding… we’re still unpacking
3️⃣ Emotional baggage, just kidding… this is only the carry-on
4️⃣ Emotional baggage, just kidding… it’s boarding separately
5️⃣ Emotional baggage, just kidding… like it would all fit in here
(Choose your favorite in the dropdown!)
📏 SIZE & DETAILS
Approx 10″ × 5.5″ × 3″
Cotton-poly canvas blend
Strong zipper with wrist strap
Lightweight but sturdy
Printed permanently with sublimation (not vinyl)
Holds more than you think — makeup, toiletries, meds, pens, chargers, and all the “extras.”
💧 CARE
Hand wash cold • Do not soak • Lay flat to dry
(Some natural fading may occur with washing.)
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
✔ friends who “get it”
✔ sisters + daughters
✔ bridesmaids & girls’ trip bags
✔ therapists + teachers
✔ anyone going through a season and still showing up
Funny. Thoughtful. Practical. My favorite combo.
💌 PACKAGING
Each pouch ships carefully packed and ready to gift. Add a note at checkout if it’s going to someone special!
🧵 Materials & Quality
These pouches are made from a sturdy cotton-poly canvas blend, lightweight but durable. Each design is printed using sublimation (permanent fabric ink), so the artwork becomes part of the fibers (not vinyl that peels). Finished with a silver metal zipper pull, black zipper, wrist strap, and reinforced stitching, this bag is made to handle everyday use — travel, makeup, pens, chargers, you name it.
📸 PLEASE NOTE
Colors may vary slightly due to screens + printing.
Measurements are approximate (bags widen when filled).
✨ If you have a custom idea or want a different phrase, message me. I love designing new things!
1-3 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
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1. Information I Collect
To fulfill your order, you must provide certain information (which you authorized Etsy to share with me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order, for example) by contacting me directly.
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Access: You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me.
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Object: You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your explicit consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
7. How to Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law, I, Mary Irvin, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at mary.irvin@idbymary.com.