Processing time
1-3 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
$19.99
✨ Carry the essentials… and laugh about the rest.
This roomy, durable pouch is your daily reminder that yes, you’ve got emotional baggage… but at least it’s organized. 😉
Choose your favorite “just kidding…” phrase and make it yours.
😂 Pick Your Saying
1️⃣ Emotional baggage… just kidding, this is just today’s stuff
2️⃣ Emotional baggage… just kidding, we’re still unpacking
3️⃣ Emotional baggage… just kidding, this is only the carry-on
4️⃣ Emotional baggage… just kidding, it’s boarding separately
5️⃣ Emotional baggage… just kidding, like it would all fit in here
✨ Select your favorite from the dropdown
🧡 Why You’ll Love It
✔ Funny, relatable, and actually useful
✔ Spacious enough for makeup, skincare, or travel essentials
✔ Durable canvas blend that holds its shape
✔ Permanent print (won’t peel or crack)
✔ Lightweight with a sturdy zipper + wrist strap
✨ Make It Personal (Optional Back Engraving)
Add a custom touch to the back of your pouch for a gift that feels extra thoughtful 💖
Choose from 2 font styles:
• Classic – clean, simple, easy to read
• Script – soft, handwritten style
💌 Personalization Options
You can add:
• A name (“Property of Sarah 💖”)
• Initials (“S.M.”)
• A short phrase (“Handle With Care”)
• A meaningful message (“You Got This”)
• A funny add-on (“Fragile (Emotionally)”)
✨ Or use one of our popular suggestions:
• Property of [Name]
• Handle With Care
• Do Not Open in Public
• Chaos, But Make It Cute
• Contents May Shift Dramatically
🛒 How to Personalize
Select your pouch design from the dropdown
Choose your font style
Enter your text in the personalization box
✔ Keep text short for best results (1–3 lines recommended)
✔ We’ll format it to fit beautifully on the back
💡 Tip: Personalized pouches make perfect gifts for birthdays, bridesmaids, girls’ trips, or just because someone needs a laugh.
✨ Perfect For
• Makeup + skincare
• Travel toiletries
• Chargers + everyday “purse chaos”
• Self-care kits
• Gifts that actually get a laugh
🎁 A Gift They’ll Actually Use (and Laugh At)
Perfect for:
✔ Best friends who “get it”
✔ Sisters, daughters, coworkers
✔ Bridesmaids & girls’ trips
✔ Teachers, therapists, caregivers
✔ Anyone going through it… but still showing up
📏 Size & Details
• Approx. 10″ × 5.5″ × 3″
• Cotton-poly canvas blend
• Black zipper with wrist strap
• Reinforced stitching for everyday use
• Lightweight but roomy
🧵 Quality You Can Count On
Each pouch is printed using sublimation (permanent ink)—meaning the design becomes part of the fabric, not something that sits on top. No peeling, cracking, or fading from normal use.
💧 Care Instructions
Hand wash cold • Do not soak • Lay flat to dry
📸 Please Note
• Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings
• Measurements are approximate (bag expands when filled)
✨ Want Something Custom?
Have your own “just kidding…” idea? Send me a message—I love creating new designs.
💛 Because sometimes humor is the best coping mechanism.
1-3 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase
Privacy Policy
1. Information I Collect
To fulfill your order, you must provide certain information (which you authorized Etsy to share with me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order, for example) by contacting me directly.
2. Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
To fulfill your order, provide customer support, or settle disputes.
When you have provided your affirmative consent, such as signing up for a newsletter (not currently applicable).
To comply with a legal obligation, court order, or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law.
As necessary for my legitimate interests, if those interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as providing and improving my services.
3. Information Sharing and Disclosure
I share your personal information only for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:
Etsy: I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide my services and comply with Etsy's Seller Policy and Terms of Use.
Service Providers: I engage trusted third-party service providers to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as delivery companies. I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
Compliance with Laws: I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to:
Respond to legal process or to government requests.
Enforce my agreements, terms, and policies.
Prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues.
4. Data Retention
I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with legal and regulatory obligations, resolve disputes, and enforce agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 7 years.
5. Transfers of Personal Information Outside the EU
I may store and process your information through third-party hosting services in the US and other jurisdictions. As a result, I may transfer your personal information to a jurisdiction with different data protection and government surveillance laws than your jurisdiction. If I am deemed to transfer information about you outside of the EU, I rely on Privacy Shield as the legal basis for the transfer, as Google Cloud is Privacy Shield certified.
6. Your Rights
If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in specific circumstances. These rights include:
Access: You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me.
Change, restrict, delete: You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons), I will generally delete your personal information upon request.
Object: You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your explicit consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
7. How to Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law, I, Mary Irvin, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at mary.irvin@idbymary.com.
Yes! Many items are designed to be meaningful gifts for birthdays, anniversaries, encouragement, or spiritual inspiration.
Jewelry & small accessories include gift-ready packaging, and personalized options make them especially memorable.
Yes! Many items in the shop can be personalized with names, initials, affirmations, or custom text.
If you have a special idea or request, feel free to send a message before ordering. I love helping create meaningful gifts.
Most items are made to order. Processing time is typically 1–3 business days before shipping.
Shipping times vary by location:
United States: usually 3–7 business days
International orders: 1–3 weeks depending on customs
You’ll receive tracking information once your order ships.
If you need to change personalization details or your shipping address, please message me within a few hours of placing your order. I try to maintain quick turnaround times for my customers and generally start orders the day they are received.
Once production begins, changes may no longer be possible. Please add personalization details carefully.
Please double-check spelling and details before submitting your order.
Items will be engraved or printed exactly as entered, so I recommend reviewing personalization carefully before checkout.
If you notice a mistake right after ordering, message me as soon as possible and I’ll do my best to help.
Because many items are custom or personalized, they cannot be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.
If there is a problem with your order, please contact me within 3 days of delivery and I will work with you to make it right.