Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
$29.50
đ¤ For those who show affection⌠a little differently.
This âSarcasm: Itâs How I Hugâ tee is made for the dry humor crowd â the ones who care deeply but express it with a well-timed comment instead of a warm embrace.
Clean, simple, and effortlessly funny, this shirt lets your personality speak without saying too much.
Because not everyone is a hugger⌠and thatâs okay.
Why Youâll Love It
⢠Subtle, relatable humor
⢠Clean, minimal design
⢠Easy to style for everyday wear
⢠A perfect mix of sarcastic and self-aware
⢠Great conversation starter (for the right people đ)
Product Details
⢠Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
⢠Medium weight (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
⢠Solid colors: 100% cotton
⢠Heather colors: cotton/poly blend
⢠Classic relaxed fit
⢠Crew neckline
⢠Tear-away label for comfort
⢠Ethically grown US cotton
⢠Oeko-Tex certified
Durable, comfortable, and made for daily wear.
Available Colors:
Coral Silk
Black
Sport Grey
Maroon
Heather Military Green
Military Green
Turf Green
Dark Heather
Indigo Blue
Antique Sapphire
Blackberry
Heliconia
(See listing photos for color options.)
Fit & Sizing
Unisex classic fit
Runs true to size with a relaxed feel
Size up for oversized
Size down for a more fitted look
Sizes available: S â 5XL
Please review size chart before ordering.
Printing Details
⢠Front design printed using high-quality DTG printing
⢠Crisp lettering with long-lasting color
⢠Designed to hold up through repeated washing
Each shirt is made to order.
Care Instructions
⢠Machine wash cold (inside out recommended)
⢠Tumble dry low
⢠Do not iron directly on design
⢠Do not dry clean
Perfect For
⢠Sarcastic personalities
⢠Introverts
⢠Teachers đ
⢠Coworkers
⢠Friends with dry humor
⢠Gift for her or him
⢠Everyday casual wear
Not everyone says âI love youâ the same way. Some of us just⌠say something sarcastic.
3-5 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Privacy Policy
1. Information I Collect
To fulfill your order, you must provide certain information (which you authorized Etsy to share with me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product youâre ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order, for example) by contacting me directly.
2. Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
To fulfill your order, provide customer support, or settle disputes.
When you have provided your affirmative consent, such as signing up for a newsletter (not currently applicable).
To comply with a legal obligation, court order, or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law.
As necessary for my legitimate interests, if those interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as providing and improving my services.
3. Information Sharing and Disclosure
I share your personal information only for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:
Etsy: I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide my services and comply with Etsy's Seller Policy and Terms of Use.
Service Providers: I engage trusted third-party service providers to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as delivery companies. I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
Compliance with Laws: I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to:
Respond to legal process or to government requests.
Enforce my agreements, terms, and policies.
Prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues.
4. Data Retention
I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with legal and regulatory obligations, resolve disputes, and enforce agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 7 years.
5. Transfers of Personal Information Outside the EU
I may store and process your information through third-party hosting services in the US and other jurisdictions. As a result, I may transfer your personal information to a jurisdiction with different data protection and government surveillance laws than your jurisdiction. If I am deemed to transfer information about you outside of the EU, I rely on Privacy Shield as the legal basis for the transfer, as Google Cloud is Privacy Shield certified.
6. Your Rights
If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in specific circumstances. These rights include:
Access: You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me.
Change, restrict, delete: You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons), I will generally delete your personal information upon request.
Object: You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your explicit consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
7. How to Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law, I, Mary Irvin, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at mary.irvin@idbymary.com.
Yes! Many items are designed to be meaningful gifts for birthdays, anniversaries, encouragement, or spiritual inspiration.
Jewelry & small accessories include gift-ready packaging, and personalized options make them especially memorable.
Yes! Many items in the shop can be personalized with names, initials, affirmations, or custom text.
If you have a special idea or request, feel free to send a message before ordering. I love helping create meaningful gifts.
Most items are made to order. Processing time is typically 1â3 business days before shipping.
Shipping times vary by location:
United States: usually 3â7 business days
International orders: 1â3 weeks depending on customs
Youâll receive tracking information once your order ships.
If you need to change personalization details or your shipping address, please message me within a few hours of placing your order. I try to maintain quick turnaround times for my customers and generally start orders the day they are received.
Once production begins, changes may no longer be possible. Please add personalization details carefully.
Please double-check spelling and details before submitting your order.
Items will be engraved or printed exactly as entered, so I recommend reviewing personalization carefully before checkout.
If you notice a mistake right after ordering, message me as soon as possible and Iâll do my best to help.
Because many items are custom or personalized, they cannot be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.
If there is a problem with your order, please contact me within 3 days of delivery and I will work with you to make it right.