Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
$33.33
A little spooky, a little sarcastic, and absolutely fueled by coffee.
This soft Comfort Colors tee features a hand-drawn skeleton woman sipping her morning coffee with a messy bun, bow scarf, and the perfectly unbothered phrase “never better.” It’s cozy, funny, slightly macabre, and made for anyone whose personality is equal parts caffeine, sarcasm, and survival mode.
The garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric gives this shirt that relaxed, vintage-inspired look that feels like an old favorite from the first wear. Pair it with jeans, leggings, flannels, cardigans, or your favorite lounge pants for the ultimate cozy-but-dead-inside outfit.
Perfect for Halloween season, coffee runs, spooky girls, sarcastic moms, tattoo lovers, teachers, nurses, artists, introverts, and anyone who answers “How are you?” with a haunted little smile.
Why You’ll Love It
Soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee with a lived-in feel
Funny skeleton coffee graphic with “never better” detail
Relaxed unisex fit that is easy to dress up or lounge in
Great for spooky season, coffee lovers, Halloween outfits, or everyday dark humor
Makes a fun gift for sarcastic friends, tired moms, teachers, nurses, and cozy goth coffee drinkers
Shirt Details
Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt
100% ring-spun US cotton
Medium/heavyweight fabric with a soft vintage feel
Pre-shrunk for a more consistent fit
Relaxed unisex sizing
Double-needle stitching for durability
No side seams for a smooth, comfortable fit
Available Colors
Pepper, Sage, Light Green, Blue Spruce, Topaz Blue, Denim, China Blue, Graphite, Black, Crunchberry, Berry, Chili, Crimson, and Cumin.
Sizing
This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. For a more fitted look, consider sizing down. For an oversized or cozy lounge fit, size up one or two sizes.
Please check the size chart before ordering to find your best fit.
Care Instructions
To keep your shirt looking its best:
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Iron on low if needed, avoiding the printed design
Processing & Shipping
Each shirt is made to order just for you. Because of this, slight variations in color, placement, or print appearance may occur. Monitor and screen settings can also make colors appear slightly different in person.
Gift Ideas
This skeleton coffee tee makes a great gift for:
Coffee lovers
Spooky season fans
Halloween outfit lovers
Sarcastic friends
Tired moms
Teachers and nurses
Cozy goth girls
Tattoo lovers
Dark humor fans
Anyone who is, technically, “never better”
Materials
Comfort Colors tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed cotton, DTG print
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Skeleton woman coffee t-shirt on Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee, featuring a funny “never better” skull design for coffee lovers and spooky season outfits.
3-5 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase
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1. Information I Collect
To fulfill your order, you must provide certain information (which you authorized Etsy to share with me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order, for example) by contacting me directly.
2. Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
To fulfill your order, provide customer support, or settle disputes.
When you have provided your affirmative consent, such as signing up for a newsletter (not currently applicable).
To comply with a legal obligation, court order, or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law.
As necessary for my legitimate interests, if those interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as providing and improving my services.
3. Information Sharing and Disclosure
I share your personal information only for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:
Etsy: I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide my services and comply with Etsy's Seller Policy and Terms of Use.
Service Providers: I engage trusted third-party service providers to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as delivery companies. I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
Compliance with Laws: I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to:
Respond to legal process or to government requests.
Enforce my agreements, terms, and policies.
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5. Transfers of Personal Information Outside the EU
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Access: You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me.
Change, restrict, delete: You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons), I will generally delete your personal information upon request.
Object: You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your explicit consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
7. How to Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law, I, Mary Irvin, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at mary.irvin@idbymary.com.
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Jewelry & small accessories include gift-ready packaging, and personalized options make them especially memorable.
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If you have a special idea or request, feel free to send a message before ordering. I love helping create meaningful gifts.
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Shipping times vary by location:
United States: usually 3–7 business days
International orders: 1–3 weeks depending on customs
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If you need to change personalization details or your shipping address, please message me within a few hours of placing your order. I try to maintain quick turnaround times for my customers and generally start orders the day they are received.
Once production begins, changes may no longer be possible. Please add personalization details carefully.
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Items will be engraved or printed exactly as entered, so I recommend reviewing personalization carefully before checkout.
If you notice a mistake right after ordering, message me as soon as possible and I’ll do my best to help.
Because many items are custom or personalized, they cannot be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.
If there is a problem with your order, please contact me within 3 days of delivery and I will work with you to make it right.